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If you could have one superpower, which one would you choose? Invunerability
If you had to get rid of a Teevee channel, which is the first to go? MTV
What's your job? Waiter at Biaggi's
What's your dream job? Don't have one... pretty pathetic
Have you ever driven over 100 mph? yes
What's the last book you read? The Watchmen Graphic novel
What's your favorite swear word? Fuck.
When someone asks how you are, do you tell them, or do you just say "fine?" I tell them
What's your favorite pizza topping? Fresh roma tomato
What's the last movie you watched? Grandma's Boy and X3
If you could change your name, what would you change it to? Sebastion
If you could go back and change something in your life, what do you change? Never becoming an addict
Diet Dr. Pepper: does it really taste more like regular Dr. Pepper? No
What's your favorite sport or game to watch? Cardinals baseball
What's your favorite sport or game to play? Hockey
Your dad: could he take you in single combat? No.
Has a bodily function ever made itself known to you in an embarrassing way? Yeah.
If you were a bear, is there anyone you'd like to eat? Who? No, human would probably taste bad... maybe a nice deer... I like venison.
Of a Delicate Nature...
On the Kinsey scale from 0 to 6, 0 being completely straight and 6 being completely gay, where are you? 1
Most of the rest of these are going to assume you've had some sort of sex. Have you? Yes
What's the maximum number of times you've had the sex in a day? 4 a lot with myself
With someone other than yourself? (Feel free to go back and change the last one, now that you know what I mean.) 4
Do you have names for any of your naughty bits? not really
Are you single/taken/married/divorced/widowed/whatever else? taken
Is kissing someone other than your significant other cheating? Yes.
What about hand-to-naughty bits action? Yes.
What about oral? Yes.
Now that we've got your criteria established, assume sex at least is cheating. Ever cheated on anyone? Yes, and still regret it
Ever faked an orgasm? No
Ever been having sex and wondered what all the fuss was about? No.
Ever regretted having sex with someone? YES!
Is the best sex partner you've ever had your most recent one? YES!
What celebrity would you most like to have no-strings sex with? Why? Drew barrymore and only to fufill teenage fantasies
What fictional character would you most like to have no-strings sex with? Mystique... nuff said.
What's your favorite...
Color? Green
Number? 17
Shape? star
Book? Dark Elf Trilogy collection
Movie? Clerks
TeeVee Show? 24 or LOST
Drink? Bloody Mary
Food? My Chili
Cookie? Mom's Pumpkin cookies
Song? currently Hate me by blue october
Band or Musician? Twiztid
Cartoon character? Vegeta
Way to stick it to the man? Downloading music
Family member? Mother
Candy bar? baby Ruth or Skor
Animal? Grey Wolf
Muppet? Animal
Smell? Blood
This or that...
Freedom or Security? Freedom
Cake or Pie? Pie
Muffins or Cupcakes? Muffins
Boxers or Briefs? Boxer Briefs
Pajamas or Nakedness? Nekkid
Waffles or Pancakes? Tie
Wine or Beer? Wine
Karaoke or Table Dancing? Karaoke
Bath or Shower? Shower
Coke or Pepsi? coke
Pringles or Those Lays Chips-in-a-Can? Pringles
Reading or Watching Teevee? TV
Bowling or Mini Golf? Bowling
Taking Surveys or Doing Something Productive? Productive
I say _______:you say_______
Red? Blood
Space? shuttle
Uniform? ironing
Can? Soup
Banana? Fanna fo fanna
Electron? Neutron
Controller? X-box
Flight? freedom
Invisible? oxygen
Drugs? No thanks
Shoe? Boot
Shelf? book
Nuclear? Submarine.
Spine? pain
Jacket? leather
Love? my girlfriend
War? fucking bush....
Y Finalmente....
How awesome are you, on a scale of one to ten, one being the least awesome, and ten being the most awesome? 6-7 (until recently i was a 3)